Quotes About Laughter

I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear.

That's what death is like, though. You can't only cry for two weeks straight. You cry, and then you get tired of crying, and then someone says something, and then you're all laughing, and it feels bad to be laughing, but it also feels so good. Without the laughter, we'd all be dying too.

Without the laughter, we'd all be dying too.

Time for some laughs with girlfriend Chelsea Handler and her adventures.

Hilarious, insightful, and smart. A must-read for anyone who wears clothes.

I got her to laugh and she got me to laugh because that is what sisters do for each other in the depths of their despair --- they cry, they laugh, sing, fight and then go see a movie, in that order.

Like what?Glass?Drugs?Oregano? Come on, sweetheart. Lighten up and have some fun.

Mosquito [...] had asked Ear to marry him, whereupon Ear fell on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. How much longer do you think you will live? she asked. You are already a skeleton. Mosquito went away humiliated, and any time he passed her way he told Ear that he was still alive.

The times when you feel like laughing the least are usually the times you need to laugh the most.

The lemming types came out of their houses with flashlights. Going to light up the world with those flashlights, I guess. He laughed. I stopped them all from watching Happy Days. Forced their IQs up a couple notches.

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.

Comedy comes from childhood only. The humour genes you are born with remain with you. I was always making mischief and making people laugh.

I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself.

We have dealt with the Arab/Muslim problem in the American media in every single way but through comedy. Hollywood has always been lagging behind comedy... We can make fun of ourselves, too, and I'm inviting us to laugh with us - and all the misconceptions.

I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.

If I don't make myself laugh I would be a very miserable person.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

Actually, what I miss are people corpsing on stage.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

But then I quite enjoy when something goes wrong, because when I watch DJs that take it very seriously, it's nice when you make a mistake and laugh about it.

I'm afraid that the act of writing is so scary and anxiety-filled that I never laugh at all. In fact, when people tell me that such and such a scene or story is comical, I tend to gape. I did not intend comedy - ever, as far as I know. It's probably all a mistake. I am essentially a lugubrious writer. Ha ha!

As a kid, I saw a lot of scary movies, but they were mixed with comedy, like 'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.'

In 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' I was just playing and having a good time.

Humor is my default mode.