Quotes About Laughter

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When laughter feasts, sadness starves.

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.

I wonder why men can get serious at all. They have this delicate long thing hanging outside their bodies, which goes up and down by its own will. First of all having it outside your body is terribly dangerous... Second, the inconsistency of it, like carrying a chance time alarm or something. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. Humour is probably something the male of the species discovered through their own anatomy.

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

Her poetry cries crimson roses and laughs in spritely daisies.

As long as our civilization is essentially one of property, of fences, of exclusiveness, it will be mocked by delusions. Our riches will leave us sick; there will be bitterness in our laughter, and our wine will burn our mouth. Only that good profits which we can taste with all doors open, and which serves all men.

The common sayings of the multitude are too true to be laughed at.

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.

O sweet September! thy first breezes bring The dry leaf's rustle and the squirrel's laughter, The cool, fresh air, whence health and vigor spring, And promise of exceeding joy hereafter.

I skip for that all-over body tickle.

Skipping arm in arm is double the joy!

The feeling was elation... I skip really big and fast. And the amazing thing is, it really cracks me up! I laugh out loud because it is so much fun! And I love to hold my arms out and flap them like a bird... When I get to the bottom of the trail, I am drenched in sweat and riding high on endorphins from exercise plus laughter.

Every smile makes you a day younger.

Smile awhile, And while you smile, Another smiles, And soon there's miles And miles of smiles, And life's worth while Because you smile.

Every day you spend without a smile is a lost day.

A smile is like tight underwear — it makes your cheeks go up.

Smiling is my favorite exercise.

she hadn't realised how much she missed the company of women who laughed, women who spoke their own minds, women who didn't give a shit for anything.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Laugh and the world laughs with you!

If I'd said that to my sensible, smutty, twelve-year-old self, he would have laughed until he hemorrhaged

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.

Whoo! Heidi! Little goat girl, you are kicking the jam. You've got my lederhosen in a situation.