Quotes About Laughter

I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. If we can't laugh at ourselves and the human condition, we're going to be mean.

People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves.

You can be funny about your kids without being unkind.

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

I don't like laughing at people unless they're in a privileged position or if they're in authority. If it's poor people or people who live on the outskirts or on the margins, or the underdog, I'd rather be laughing with them.

Nobody should try to play comedy unless they have a circus going on inside.

Whether a party can have much success without a woman present I must ask others to decide, but one thing is certain, no party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women.

It's good practice to be silly. It's good for you.

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.

Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.

There were never that many women stand-up comics in the past because the power to make people laugh is also a power that gets people upset.

Women laugh when they can, and weepe when they will.

Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman and says 'What would I do without you?' is already destroyed.

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.'

What is Thanksgiving without a nutty relative?

I just think women are funnier than men.