Quotes About Laughter

Everybody thinks, 'Oh, you're married to Howard Stern... You must be laughing all the time.' Yes, we are laughing all the time, but our lives together, it is not crazy.

It's great working with Steve Carell and Jim Carrey. Those guys are really funny.

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

Steve Martin's comedy albums are so ridiculous.

If you get somebody laughing - and then stick in a point about something important - they'll remember it.

Metal, I love metal sounds. If I have a stick with me, I just drag it across a fence. And all fences make different sounds, just like people when they laugh.

If something makes me laugh really hard, it sticks in my head or my heart or somewhere inside me.

Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.

I say this to everybody: 'Watters World' makes you laugh, and then 'Watters World' makes you cry, because it is shocking, and even I myself am still shocked at some of the answers when I go out.

Dylan Moran, my favourite comedian, was walking down the street in Edinburgh. I nearly got run over as I sprinted up to him to tell him I was his biggest fan. His stand-up comedy gives me a stitch from laughing.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.

I remember one day, when things were going frightfully well, I went to buy myself a really smashing car. I asked them to show me a Porsche with an automatic gearbox, and the salesman called over all the other salesmen, and they stood around absolutely roaring with laughter.

When I was younger, I actually had a ghost face mask, and I stood in my sister's room in the corner for, like, half an hour until she saw in the reflection, me behind her, and she freaked out and started slapping me.

I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny.

I loved the 'Three Stooges.' I still do - nyuk, nyuk.

My father would invite me sweetly to come and sit on a stool at his feet, and, as I let myself trustingly down, he would gently kick the seat from under me - and laugh.

You can't stop getting older; you just have to keep going and laugh a lot.

You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.

Making people laugh is the greatest gift you can give, so I'm never going to stop that.

I'm pretty laid-back in real life. I just love hanging with my friends and making jokes. The jokes don't stop - literally, all day.

I'll never stop doing stand-up. There's nothing better than getting in front of 2,500 people and making an entire room laugh.

I stopped doing interviews for a long time because the words were mine, but they were in the wrong order. Context is a very important thing - a lot of the things I say aren't serious, and so to remove the laughter does me no favours.

I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping.