Quotes About Laughter

The higher the rank, the droller the prank.

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

Of all the things I'd ever done, making Senora laugh seemed the most important. It was, I reflected, the only thing that gave my life any purpose.

Of all the things I'd ever done, making Senora laugh seemed the most important.

No chickens." "Zebras?" Maggie Rose asked. Mom laughed. "Crocodiles? Anteaters? Giraffes?" Bryan guessed. All the humans in the car were laughing, so I wagged. People don't have tails to let others know they're happy, but laughter is the next best thing.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

I like children - fried.

In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator; in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh.

When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter,And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.

When such as I cast out remorse So great a sweetness flows into the breast We must laugh and we must sing, We are blest by everything, Everything we look upon is blest.

When I was growing up, my mother taught me the language of birds; and when I got married, I used to be listening to their conversation; and I would be laughing; and my wife would be asking what was the reason of my laughing, but I did not like to tell her

He knew human folly like the back of his hand, And was greatly interested in armies and fleets; When he laughed, respectable senators burst with laughter, And when he cried the little children died in the streets.

If you don't laugh at all, you've missed the point. If you only laugh, you've missed your chance from illumination.

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny.

I got into the race and people literally laughed. They thought I had no chance of winning.

What was your secret?" That brought another smile. "Learn to laugh, otherwise, you'll beat them to death with a hammer first chance

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.

There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if could rent one for the holidays.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.