Quotes About Laughter

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

Funny is an attitude.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.