Quotes About Laughter

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving -it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

Humor (is) intrinsitc to Christianity.

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have a little bit of humor in the shaker and you can sprinkle that on, that's your answer.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

An adequate share of humor and laughter represents an essential part of the diet of the healthy person.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

I think I do find humor in disorder, and reality is disorder.

Humor does depend on surprise, and the things that people remember as the funniest things in the world, you look at later and you go, "What? What was that all about?"

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

American humor ... is not subtle. It is something that makes you laugh the moment you hear it, you have not to think a scrap.

Humor is the only thing that allows you to survive every pressure and crisis.

I've got a dope sense of humor, brah.

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.