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Quotes About Jest

That is why Bias jested with those who were going through the perils of a great storm with him and calling on the gods for help: Shut up, he said, so that they do not realize that you are here with me.
~ Michel de Montaigne
Infinite Jest is a masterpiece
~ Gabrielle Zevin
I am usually a fun-loving person, and I say most of the things in a jest. Sometimes I get in trouble, but over a period of time, I think people now realise that most of the things I say are in jest.
~ Ranveer Singh
Comedy depends on the unexpected.
~ Gene Perret
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
~ Sarah Michelle Gellar
Any wise man fears open spitefulness, whether it be in seriousness or in jest.
~ Chrétien de Troyes
riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know one, bro.
~ Keri Arthur
Wagner Doctor Faustus' student and servant: Alas, poor slave! See how poverty jests in his nakedness. I know the villain's out of service, and so hungry that I know he would give his soul to the devil for a shoulder of mutton, though it were blood raw. Robin a clown: Not so, neither! I had need to have it well roasted, and good sauce to it, if I pay so dear, I can tell you.
~ Christopher Marlowe
Oh, Bassanio is so handsome." "As is his friend." "Do you fancy him?" "Do you jest? I was lucky not to be sliding on the slippery floor next to you." "That is not why I slipped.
~ Christopher Moore
At its core, the United States is grateful, warm-hearted, full of unexpected twists and turns - not a cold and bullying prison - it's a place of infinite jest.
~ Ilan Stavans
Great men may jest with saints; 'tis wit in them; But, in the less foul profanation.
~ William Shakespeare
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be harmed unless you have sore places.
~ Latin proverb
Will you be my conscience, hellcat?" He sounded amused. "I do not jest," she said. He held back her hair and traced his forefinger along her temple. "Nor I. I am in dire need of one.
~ Laura Kinsale
Riding upon the back of a waterhorse - what mortal had ever stayed in such a seat for so long? On a horse made of cold currents and liquid convergences, jests and trickery - pressed against a hide like the burnished sea of midnight, thing look different to the rider.
~ Cecilia Dart-Thornton
What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones that passed it all off as a jest, pretending to understand everything and in reality not knowing their own minds.
~ James Joyce
Under feigned jest Are things conceal'd that else would breed unrest.
~ Thomas Kyd
Doña Clara was in the hands of malignant Nature who reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests.
~ Thornton Wilder
The talk went on like a rattle of small artillery, always slightly sententious, with a sententiousness that was only emphasised by the continual crackling of a witticism, the continual spatter of verbal jest, designed to give a tone of flippancy to a stream of conversation that was all critical and general, a canal of conversation rather than a stream.
~ D. H. Lawrence
Out of some subway scuttle, cell or loft A bedlamite speeds to thy parapets, Tilting there momently, shrill shirt ballooning, A jest falls from the speechless caravan.
~ Hart Crane
I knew him, Horatio," said the drunken poet. "A man of infinite jest. Not one of them funny. A real horse's ass, Horatio.
~ Dan Simmons
Religion and politics never merged into a single construct, leading to Voltaire's truthful jest that the Holy Roman Empire was "neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.
~ Henry Kissinger
Another one of your quippy japes?
~ Jasper Fforde
I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told, and I have squandered my resistance, for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises. All lies in jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest...la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lala-la-la-la-la...
~ Paul Simon
Smee you, idjit!
~ Dave Barry