Quotes About Schlemiel

You should smile at that,' he said. 'There is a Yiddish word, schlemiel, a man who falls over everything, who buys brass for gold. There should be a goy word for the elegant schlemiel, who has been born to handle gold but never knows it from brass and calls it gold with the weight of authority, who falls over everything but does it with such assurance that the fall is taken for a curtsy.

Oviedo is a small paradise, marred only by the unnatural presence of a bronze image of a schlemiel.

We will have equality when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.