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Quotes About Hookers

For the media covering serial murder it is not the number of victims that counts anymore. But their celebrity status or credit rating. The trade off these days is one upscale SUV in the driveway for every 10 dead hookers in a dumpster.
~ Peter Vronsky
I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
~ Janet Evanovich
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.
~ Burt Reynolds
Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions.
~ David Letterman
Hookers don't like to snuggle.
~ Zach Galifianakis
The building used to be a club. Like a private gentlemen's club. Except upstairs, that's where they'd meet their mistresses." Parker smacked a hand to his forehead. "Hookers! Damn! And I took the courthouse!" " Not prostitutes." Another offended look from Ashley. " Mistresses. It's not just about sex, you know. There's a very big difference." "Is that the sad part?" Parker asked.
~ Richie Tankersley Cusick
This has the benefit of originality," I said. "I agree. Keep them off balance. Hurl crazy hookers at the enemy at every opportunity. Sun Tzu said that, didn't he?" "I believe he did.
~ Jeff Johnson
Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he'd never been to Mississippi.
~ Richard Kadrey
I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers.
~ Moby
Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers.
~ Nathan Lane
She looked hard-shell and maybe a little weary for so early in the day, the way lady cops and hookers
~ Michael Connelly
But Bosch knew nothing premiered in this part of town except thirteen-year-old hookers.
~ Michael Connelly
Who that man in the black Sedan With two cheap hookers and a Mexican Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
~ Mickey Avalon
My friends in prison were mostly women more like myself: not historical figures who I did not relate to as peers, but hookers and addicts.
~ Patricia McConnell
I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
~ Janet Evanovich
Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.
~ letterman david iii
Kjyeilkle's Pub: No English. Very few hookers.
~ Unknown
Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
~ Andy Borowitz
Most of the guys were drunk, checking out the teenage girls in their crotch-defying dresses and fuck-me heels. I feel sorry for hookers these days - how do they stand out any more?
~ Michael Robotham
The retirees are gone from their plastic rockers on the front porches of the aging art-deco hotels. Hookers, dealers, pimps, chicken hawks, and runaways no longer stroll Ocean Drive, hustling their wares. The Yuppies have staked claims to South Beach, spiffing up the old buildings with turquoise and salmon paint, dressing themselves in bright, baggy cottons and silks, and hovering on the perimeter of perpetual trendiness.
~ Paul Levine