logo

Quotes About Housekeeping

I can't say I've ever seen two male werewolves shack it up, set up housekeeping, and make crème brûlée together in their nest of love. Not that I'd care, mind you. I'm every bit as progressive as the next person. I support love, period.
~ Unknown
My mother says that laundry breeds if you don't wash it.
~ Diana Wynne Jones
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
~ Erma Bombeck
The house was clean, scrubbed and immaculate, curtains washed, windows polished, but all as a man does it - the ironed curtains did not hang quite straight and there were streaks on the windows and a square showed on the table when a book was moved.
~ John Steinbeck
She went through some motions of housekeeping. Why was there nothing to sleep in but beds that had to be remade, nothing to eat from but dishes that had to be washed?
~ John Updike
washed clean like a porcelain, with housewifely care...
~ Marcel Proust
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
~ Phyllis Diller
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
~ Steven Wright
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
Housekeeping, to her, was a way to cultivate a woman's submission and steal time, and she wanted nothing of it.
~ Unknown
1. The seven dwarfs make an agreement with Snow White allowing her to stay with them if in return she will do what? a. stand around looking pretty b. teach them how to wash all the dust off their mining clothes c. cook, clean, and keep house d. accompany them to the mines every day and sing while they work.
~ Michael Buckley
He reprimanded the housekeeping staff for picking up his shirt from the floor: "If my shirt is on the floor, it's because I want it on the floor." Then he imposed a set of new rules: nobody touch anything, especially not his toothbrush. (He had a longtime fear of being poisoned, one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald's—nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.)
~ Michael Wolff
Then he imposed a set of new rules: nobody touch anything, especially not his toothbrush. (He had a longtime fear of being poisoned, one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald's—nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.) Also, he would let housekeeping know when he wanted his sheets done, and he would strip his own bed.
~ Michael Wolff
Doris was getting No. 4 ready for a new guest. The floor did not trouble her much, but she spent quite a long time on the taps and the veneered top of the dressing-table. Dusting and polishing she liked—things that showed—but those bits of fluff and dried mud at the bottom of the wardrobe she just pushed back into a corner. There was no means of getting them out, anyway, with that ridge at the front. Furniture was always made as inconvenient as possible. Doris was used to that.
~ Monica Dickens