Quotes About Acerbity

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

She spoke in a caustic tone that would surely have burned out anyone else's tongue had they attempted it.

I can be accused of being acerbic as a critic and writer.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

You, sir, are a twat.

What she lacks in poetry she makes up for in venom

I conclude you must be a natural horses's ass.

Cherries can be very poetic and appealing, when we pick them from our garden tree. If we understand, they have flown thousands of miles for our pleasure, in winter time, they become, however, an item of suspicion and acerbity. ("No cherries anymore in winter time" )

That's because Wit is an asshole

EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.

He called me a quadrilateral astronomical incandescent son of a bitch.

Beginning with a critique of my own limbs, which she said, justly enough, were nothing to write home about, this girl went on to dissect my manners, morals, intellect, general physique, and method of eating asparagus with such acerbity that by the time she had finished the best you could say of Bertram was that, so far as was known, he had never actually committed murder or set fire to an orphan asylum.

EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom. Following are some of the more notable epigrams of the learned and ingenious Dr. Jamrach Holobom: