Quotes About Insult

And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a mouthful – your mom must have really wanted a son. Mind if I call you 'Pissed' for short? The rest of that is just too much to say every time I want your attention. (Xypher)

You're barely one step up from the Australopithecines, aren't you? (Acheron) Hey, be respectful when you say that, snot nose. Haven't you seen the commercials? Us cavemen are very sensitive people. (Savitar)

Get off me, you lard-ass, halitosis, flea-infested horror-movie reject! (Alexion)

I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)

You are freakishly tall, aren't you? (Tory) For a woman wanting my help you are ever determined to insult me. Should I make this as painless as possible and leave now before the die-painfully-you-asshole-prick stuff starts again? (Acheron)

I've never met anyone who had a monkey for a friend before. (Maggie) I don't know. I think those two guys you were with would qualify as primates, but then, that's an insult to the primate and I don't want Marvin to get pissed at me. He has higher sensibilities, you know? (Wren)

I was the Sumerian god of fertility. You know what that means, don't you? (Sin) You have a lot of penis envy over the other fertility gods? Don't worry. I won't tell the other gods about your small penis problem. (Kat)

He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. Oh thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.

You freaking, flippin', moronic frat boy!

You would make a great teacher. (Grace) Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)

Fuck you. (Dev) Thank you so much for the offer, but while you do have a certain feminine quality in your demeanor and a remarkable head of hair that any woman would envy, you're far too hairy for my tastes. No offense. (Fury)

My name is all but lost to antiquity while his legend is told and retold around the world. Yet I am a god and he is nothing but a bastard seed not even fit to inhabit Olympus. (Priapus) Get your hands off her, you worthless footnote. You're not fit to wipe her shoes. (Julian)

But what they called him isn't fit for mixed company and doesn't bear repeating. Stupid fuckheads. (Hauk)

You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)

Tell me, what smells like shit and screams like a girl? (Syn) (He shot the Partini in the knee.) That's right. You. (Syn)

You look like shit. (Vane) Yeah, well, I wouldn't date you either, asshole. (Fury)

What are you doing here?! (Aimee) Come to inadvertently insult you some more apparently. Who knew? (Fang)

You snide halitosis-breathing worthless shit sack! (Stryker)

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Don't touch me, Daimon. You're not worthy. (Kessar) Up yours, asshole. I don't want the Sumerian slime pit stench on me anyway. Take your girlfriends and get the hell out of our casino. (Damien)

Is my andarion rusty or did he just call us the ass of a dung beetle

You're not welcome here. Why don't you slink off into the hole you crawled out of? (Adron) Oh, that's real original and mature. Why don't you call me Mr. Stinky Pants while you're at it? (Jayce)

Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)

I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)