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Quotes About Insult

Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey, said I.
~ Christopher Moore
thou treacherous coal-souled wank-weasel!
~ Christopher Moore
thou wretched pillar of syphilitic pheasant-fuck!
~ Christopher Moore
Why, I'll bet my uncle Davey could take you out in the first round, ya macaroon.
~ Christopher Moore
I'm healthy as an ox. And you? To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking.
~ Christopher Paolini
House of Langfeld has rendered you in this cause, it is insulting
~ Christopher Paolini
I confess that you are a bag of gleet squeezed from the purulent sphincter that is the mouth of Iyachtu Xvim!" He would not listen to the truth; what choice did I have but to return to my earlier strategy? "In the time beyond the Year of Carnage, your god shall empty the chamber pots at the Palace of Eternity, and you shall clean the garderobes!
~ Troy Denning
credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you.
~ Tucker Max
some impudent young Parisian had made a malicious reference in his presence to the latest theories suggesting a link between primitive man and lower species. Dumas replied: "Yes, sir, I do indeed come from the monkey. But you, sir, are returning to one!" He
~ Umberto Eco
Call Bogomil that whore you screw at night, with your heretic cock, you pig!
~ Umberto Eco
I remembered one of the many stories about him: some impudent young Parisian had made a malicious reference in his presence to the latest theories suggesting a link between primitive man and lower species. Dumas replied: "Yes, sir, I do indeed come from the monkey. But you, sir, are returning to one!
~ Umberto Eco
the most painful part of the beatings is the insult which they imply.
~ Victor Frankl
It was one of those cases in which Jean Bart180 would have used the words he used to address to the sea each time he escaped shipwreck: "Cheated you, Englishman!" It is well known that when Jean Bart wanted to insult the ocean he called it the "Englishman.
~ Victor Hugo
Wenn du so lang wärst, wie du dumm bist, könntst du aus der Dachrinne saufen.
~ Kurt Tucholsky
Carnsarn ye for a pair of busted-down, walleyed, spavined ignorantipedes! Gettin' so a man can't even git ten winks on his own chuck wagon without you buzzard baits clownin' up!
~ L. Ron Hubbard
Insulting a bunch of dead witches not smart...
~ L.J. Smith
Nancy astor -Mr Churchill you're drunk Churchill-- you madam are ugly at lease Tomorrow I'll sober
~ Lady Nancy Astor
He's such a gargantuan asshole. A giant, stupid orifice. A walking, talking cranny.
~ Laini Taylor
It's a book, jackass.
~ Lane Smith
You look lousy,' he said. Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.' 'No I mean it. You don't look good.' 'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-' 'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
~ Cassandra Clare
With Jace, you don't really get to choose your insulting nickname.
~ Cassandra Clare
Scrawny little mundane bastard.
~ Cassandra Clare
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
~ Cassandra Clare
Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.
~ Cassandra Clare