Quotes About Insult

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too.

'He is very ugly,' said his mother.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult.

Rodney the ghoul?...Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him.

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

Insulting the Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him) is like trying to spit at the sun, it will only come back in your face.

I was accused of insulting the president, insulting Islam, insulting - spreading rumors, disturbing the peace.

To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Being insulted again and again it doesn't mean that you haven't self respect. It means that you value someone most.

To say Congress is spending like drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors.

One of their sting-elimination strategies is to pause, when insulted, to consider whether what the insulter said is true. If it is, there is little reason to be upset. Suppose, for example, that someone mocks us for being bald when we in fact are bald: "Why is it an insult," Seneca asks, "to be told what is self-evident?"3

I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

May your earlobes turn to assholes and shit on your shoulders.

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen

Gibt es ihn, diesen Kamikaze-Mann, der eine Frau aufhalten würde, um ihr an den Kopf zu werfen: »Wie können Sie nur solche Schuhe tragen? Sie pferchen Ihre Zehen wie in einem Gulag zusammen. Sie sind der Stalin Ihrer Füße, eine Schande ist das!« Wer wäre zu so etwas fähig?

One historian who went through fifty years of police reports about knife-fights in nineteenth-century Ionia discovered that virtually every one of them began when one party publicly suggested that the other's wife or sister was a whore.

Racism is stupid. It's an insult to God, arrogantly implying that God goofed-up when he chose to make us all different.

Very few of us are capable of being Free Thinkers, needing neither to adore nor to insult God, the insult often being an act of faith more profound than adoration.

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.