Quotes About Vampire

a definite hostility to being looked at, like a vampire or a vacationing Olsen

And then she grinned. Magreb was the first and only other vampire I'd ever met. We bared our fangs over a tombstone and recognized each other. There is a loneliness that must be particular to monsters, I think, the feeling that each is the only child of a species. And now that loneliness was over.

I got tired of feeling like Dracula. I wanted to see some daylight, and not just at six o'clock in the morning.

How to see a vampire in three easy steps: 1. Get up. 2. Find a mirror. 3. Look at your first vampire.

I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.

What happened to the first vampire who fell for the first mortal? She turned him into a sucker

I have spent my spare time studying literature popular with young women of this planet. One should always study the battlefield. Sean glanced at him. And? I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.

Why me? He said finally. Are you on some sort of mission to fuck up my life? I try my best to avoid you. You're doing a hell of a job. I honestly don't mean to cause you problems. You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.

I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.

I have a vamp body for you, Andrea said. It's in the freezer. I gave her a nice smile. You shouldn't have.

The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork? Yep. Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork? No, it's a pie.

The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.

You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.

Whoa'' . . . Leonard started. Cuddles reared and tossed her head. The vamp slid on the glass and she dragged him left. ''Whoa'' . . . She dragged him right. ''Come on!'' Cuddles kept turning and rearing, her huge body going up and down, jerking the undead to and fro like a cheerleader with a pompom.

It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard.

When a vampire thought your religion went too far, you definitely had problems.

Leon had pestered me during dinner one night, I lost control, and the black wings made their debut. The family was stunned into silence for a whole thirty seconds. And then everyone called me Goth Princess for a week and Arabella kept leaving vampire novels by my door.

Arland hit me with another smile. Vampire smiles should really be outlawed.

I was such a fan of 'True Blood;' I knew the essence of it.

Is your inner vampire different from your...outer vampire?" "Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora." "So your inner vampire is Magnus?

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It'd be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

It was about time she woke up to reality and realized that there was more to being a vampire than just feeding from blood.

In all the darkest pages in the malign supernatural, there is no more terrible tradition than that of a vampire - a pariah even among demons