Quotes About Learning

I was fairly solitary. I didn't like structured learning. People didn't seem to be my cup of tea.

But if we stop learning stuff," I protested, "we'll get dumber." "In your case," Andrea told me, "that would be impossible.

How does anybody know anything? I Googled it!

Naaaaaaayyyyy," said Pootie. "Milk comes out of goats?" I asked. "I thought milk came out of cows." "It comes out of goats, too, Arlo," said Andrea. Little Miss Know-It-All was proud of herself because she knew something I didn't know. I hate her. "See, we learned something already," said Mrs. Lizzy. "Goats

My name is A.J. and I hate school. If you ask me, they shouldn't teach kids how to read and write in school. They shouldn't teach math. They should teach kids how to do tricks on their bikes. That's what I want to learn!

But I guess until somebody invents a computer you plug into your head, we'll just have to keep going to school. Bummer in the summer!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P…

school? When we got to the all-porpoise

the man was Mr. Klutz, the principal of

funny. School

be that children would explore, learn, and become part of their world. But now they just snap digital pictures of each other, Facebook their friends

From now on we will focus on the four Rs: reading, writing, arithmetic, and rules.

would rather watch a ballet than go to school.

alphabet and making farting noises with my armpits. But we all had to take a dumb test

Daisy said, "I hate school too.

My name is A.J. and I hate school. Well, I hate that reading and writing and arithmetic part of school, anyway. That stuff is for the birds!

funny about it. I have learned a lot in my eight years. One thing I learned is that there is no reason why kids should have

Miss Daisy seemed like a pretty cool lady, for a teacher. Anybody who hated school and liked to sit around watching TV and eating chocolate treats was okay by me. Me and Miss Daisy had a lot in common. Maybe going to school wouldn't be so terrible after all.

We also suggested that Dr. Nicholas teach us about the history of burping, maggots, snakes, and barf.

Dumb Miss Daisy and Principal Klutz

Miss Daisy was really dumb! Even I know what you get when you multiply four times four. But that smarty-pants-I-know-everything-girl Andrea Young beat me to it and got called on first.

How to Spell Read

library is the tallest building in the world, because it has the most stories. Mr. Klutz totally doesn't

6 Nah-Nah-Nah Boo-Boo Y'know how your teacher says you have to read a chapter in a book before you can have fun? And you really don't want to? Well, read this chapter. Then go have fun! And tell your teacher nah-nah-nah boo-boo!