Quotes About Learning

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.

I had never been to second base.

It's difficult to remember when you haven't played it before.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.

The stage is a training ground and it's where you learn what's funny and what's successful.

It's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny.

Those secrets are things that most people don't learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough.

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

Don't write about what you don't know even if you don't know it.

Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them.

The chief knowledge that's man on from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading.

I'm just surrounded by awesome funny folks and really creative people. I'm learning, every day. There's not a day that I step on set that I don't have fun. It's a pretty good deal.

The further one goes, the less (he realizes he) one knows.

You know it's them books what make you talk funny.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

It is understandable that people cannot be knowledgeable about all the different mediums. Sometimes it is funny.

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.