Quotes About Learning

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

Never underestimate the staying power of a bad idea.

Why are we learning about the past, when this is History?

There are two rules for sucess:1. Never tell everything you know.

I try to read and write something interesting every day.

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

On the Kite, the situation was being 'workshopped'. This is the means by which people who don't know anything get together to pool their ignorance.

Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.

I love libraries. Everybody there is serious and focused even if they are not absorbing or learning anything better

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did."I frowned, "What's that?""Homework.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

...as the old saying goes: if you teach a man to fish, he will feed himself for a lifetime. But if you just give him a fishing pole, he'll have to teach himself.

Mankind's biggest blunder, ignorance. Mankind's second, infallible.

Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.

When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.From The Wife Drought

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school

Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twists in you, you wouldn't stand a chance of fitting in.

The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.

The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.

Hello, my name is Jaako and I am an addict. I am addicted to reading.

Fine, I'll teach you, ''Besides, there's only so many times a girl wants to fall on her butt in front of the boy she's out to impress.

...by the end of my first week as an intern, I am just about ready to throw my pager out the window. A high window. Overlooking a trash compactor. Filled with highly corrosive acid.