Quotes About Understanding

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken sh.. and chicken salad.

Win hearts, and you have hands and purses.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Be careful when you say anything bad about men. Before you say there's no good man Just make sure you are a good woman.

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.

I love women in all their different incarnations. My friends are practically all women. They are much more intelligent than men.

What women rightly long for is spiritual and moral initiative from a man, not spiritual and moral domination.

I don't think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.