Quotes About Understanding

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.

Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

Men play the game; women know the score.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them.

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Meanings are not determined by situations, but we determine ourselves by the meanings we give to situations.

And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Short judgments make long friends.

You may poke a man's fire after you've known him for seven years.

A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your acquaintance will in a thousand years.

That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness!