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Quotes About Appliance

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
~ Karl Pilkington
is it good if a vacume really sucks?
~ Steven Wright
I really like my microwave.
~ Lights
A washing machine needs constant maintenance. It doesn't want any harm. It wants tranquility, and you need someone to - you're not going to harm it by continuously monitoring it and adjusting it.
~ Nassim Nicholas Taleb
It's not like humans worry if they've hurt the feelings of their … toaster.
~ Suzanne Young
Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
~ Cassandra Clare
I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me.
~ George Murray
It beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
~ Gerald Page-Wood
she could have sworn the high-end Viking stove was glaring at her. The animosity was mutual.
~ J.R. Ward
I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners.
~ Cindy Margolis
If it draws blood, it's hardware.
~ Author Unknown
If you have had the same dishwasher for 10 years or more, don't bother repairing it. The average dishwasher is expected to last nine years, and you've most likely squeezed as much life out of it as you can.
~ Jean Chatzky
I wrote a lot about the need for an information appliance. I think we've pretty much arrived at one: the iPad. A child could figure out how to use it quickly. Compare it to a DOS computer or even an Apple II; it's no longer nearly as much of a hassle or a mystery.
~ Walt Mossberg
America is becoming more and more dependent upon imports from foreign manufacturers than we are exports from our country in all fields: in appliances, in clothing, even food. This year America may become for the first time in its history a net food importer.
~ Marcy Kaptur
As rooms went it was a sad statement, with its ancient coppertone appliances, white-with-gold-speckled countertops and fake-brick linoleum floor.
~ Nora Roberts
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at a time, it didn't think that the master, who lived alone and seemed to have few friends, would have wanted a toaster of such institutional proportions. With toast, it's quality that matters, not quantity.
~ Thomas M. Disch
He told us to go back to the roots of the original 1984 Macintosh, an all-in-one consumer appliance," recalled Schiller. "That meant design and engineering had to work together.
~ Walter Isaacson
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the TV set.
~ Harriet Van Horne
Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
~ Dave Barry
Warmly, because my air conditioner is broken, Luigi L. Lemoncello
~ Chris Grabenstein
In 2007, everything changed with the iPhone. As crippled as that first model now seems, with its lack of apps and glacial cellular connectivity, the iPhone was a practical, useful, self-contained computer a child could understand. It was an information appliance.
~ Walt Mossberg
My husband is a chef, and he often brings home a lot of useless kitchen tools.
~ Sohla El-Waylly
I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.
~ Jamie Hyneman
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the television set.
~ Harriet Van Horne