Quotes About Urinal

Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam. There the authorities have etched the image of a black housefly into each urinal. It seems that men usually do not pay much attention to where they aim, which can create a bit of a mess, but if they see a target, attention and therefore accuracy are much increased.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal.

Trying to keep a public men's room clean? Sure, go ahead and put up signs urging people to pee neatly—or, better, paint a housefly on the urinal and watch the male instinct for target practice take over.

Eventually, I headed to the bathroom, and I mention this only because I saw in that bathroom the most quintessentially American artifact I have ever encountered: a bright blue rubber mat resting in the bottom of the urinal emblazoned with the following legend: Epply World's Cleanest Airport Omaha, NE God bless our relentless idiotic optimism.

In France one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal.

We aim to please. So you aim, too, please. I saw that once on a sign. Over a urinal!

Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal.

In France one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal.