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Quotes About Cum

The University of Pineapple is my alma papaya, I graduated mango cum laude.")
~ Tom Robbins
It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!
~ Chuck Palahniuk
The men had to use condoms. You didn't want to get hit by that stuff, flying. I said be kind and I did something worse than flying cum. I threw up all over him. I couldn't stop throwing up. That's not sexy.
~ Unknown