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Quotes About Kitchen

Zack?" Anthony's voice was suddenly serious. "You know, it's not a great idea to seduce a woman you're protecting. All kidding aside, do you want me to send Matthews over?" "Who?" "Junior." "I will shoot him on sight," Zack said and hung up so he could follow Lucy into the kitchen.
~ Jennifer Crusie
The sky was almost black. Distant rolling rumbles. Lightning flashed white in the kitchen. (I had a goofy thought: Did God just take our picture?)
~ Jerry Spinelli
Was this really happening? Did my stepfather really drag me out of bed at 7:00 in the morning on my summer vacation so I could stand in the kitchen in my underpants and stare down a row of chicken bones?
~ Jerry Spinelli
In the kitchen Valeria was making breakfast, his aunt never made breakfast even though Carlo insisted for years that a hotel hoping to cater to French and Americans must offer breakfast. "It's a lazy man's meal., she always said. What laggard expects to eat before doing any work?
~ Jess Walter
I love having Phil [Robertson] in the kitchen! Not only is he a great cook, but it means less work for me!
~ Kay Robertson
If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound.
~ Tom Waits
If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.
~ Ingrid Newkirk
Plums are a good substitute for gooseberries.
~ Yotam Ottolenghi
It doesn't take money to have style, it just takes a really good eye. Sometimes you can find amazing culinary antiques that will make it feel like an old French kitchen.
~ Tyler Florence
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
~ Bob Saget
The kitchen garden satisfies both requirements, a thing 0f beauty and a joy for dinner.
~ Peter Mayle
Remove the dough from the mixing bowl onto the counter and gather it up in your hands in a rough ball. The dough should feel soft. Bring the full length of your thumbs into the center of the ball so that they meet, and stretch the dough from the center out, as if opening a book, into an oblong shape. Turn the dough a quarter turn and stretch it again the same way, creating a smooth ball. Transfer the dough to a
~ Peter Mayle
Is it not true that each superpower has enough nuclear weapons to kill all members of mankind several times over? Yes. And the same is true of kitchen knives.
~ Unknown
When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar.
~ Philip Kerr
The steamy, noisy kitchen was the safest place in the world, it seemed to him. Safety had never been anything to think about before; it was something you took for granted, like his mother's endless, effortless, generous food, and the fact that there would always be hot plates ready to serve it on.
~ Philip Pullman
I felt love. Right there, in the kitchen. And I felt relief.
~ David Levithan
Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.
~ David Sedaris
This is where my mom and dad were the night Martin Luther King was assassinated," I said to Hugh after we had ordered. "Not here at the airport, obviously, but at their original location downtown." I told him how someone had stepped out of the kitchen to announce the news, and how everyone but my parents had applauded. "Our family hadn't been in the South very long, and that was a real eye-opener.
~ David Sedaris
I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared in the oven and in the refrigerator whenever you wanted them, and where the cupboards were full of good books.
~ Dean Koontz
I would return home to la maison, feminine where, as likely as not, I would go to my room, la chambre, where I would settle to read un livre masculine, until supper. During the masculine meal, feminine food would be eaten. After my hard, productive masculine day, I would rest during the feminine night. At one time, for a few days, I even took an affected aversion to being in the kitchen, la cuisine.
~ Yann Martel
When you enter a beloved novel many times, you can come to feel that you possess it, that nobody else has ever lived there. You try not to notice the party of impatient tourists trooping through the kitchen (Pnin a minor scenic attraction en route to the canyon Lolita), or that shuffling academic army, moving in perfect phalanx, as they stalk a squirrel around the backyard (or a series of squirrels, depending on their methodology).
~ Zadie Smith
you switches a mean fanny round in a kitchen.
~ Zora Neale Hurston
His life flowed soundless as the sands of an hour-glass. His victims sometimes flew into a rage and made a great deal of noise, followed by a great silence; so is it in a kitchen after a fowl's neck has been wrung.
~ Honore de Balzac
I went back into the kitchen and drank two cups of coffee black as the devil's reputation.
~ Unknown