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Quotes About Spelling

I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character.
~ Larry the Cable Guy
Only a very dull man spells a word the same way twice.
~ Albert Einstein
I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, 'You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.
~ Dan Quayle
Like my mother before me, I have always been a good speller.
~ Meghan O'Rourke
The true function of art is to criticize, embellish and edit nature… the artist is a sort of impassioned proof-reader, blue penciling the bad spelling of God.
~ H. L. Mencken
Proofs are to mathematics what spelling (or even calligraphy) is to poetry. Mathematical works do consist of proofs, just as poems do consist of words.
~ V.I. Arnold
Poetry is a sequence of dots and dashes, spelling depths, crypts, cross-lights, and moon wisps.
~ Carl Sandburg
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
~ Will Rogers
The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell.
~ William J. Bernstein
George Bernard Shaw's famous spelling of "fish" as "ghoti"—the first two letters pronounced as the last two in "tough," the middle letter as in "women," and the last two as in "nation.
~ William J. Bernstein
The story of the English writing system is so intriguing, and the histories behind individual words so fascinating, that anyone who dares to treat spelling as an adventure will find the journey rewarding.
~ David Crystal
Mankato was originally called Mahkato—meaning "greenish blue earth"—by its earliest inhabitants, the Dakota, although it didn't look any different to me. It became Mankato because of a spelling error that was never corrected, possibly made by the eighteenth-century Europeans searching for the Northwest Passage who settled there after getting lost on the Minnesota River.
~ David Housewright
His method resembles George Bernard Shaw's way of using the /f/ sound of GH in "tough," the /i/ sound of o in "women," and the /sh/ sound of TI in "nation" to write fish as GHOTI. The scribe also
~ David Kahn
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
~ Barbara Enberg
Why isn't the word "phonetically" spelled with an "f"?
~ Steven Wright
The plural of spouse is spice.
~ Christopher Morley
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
~ Steven Wright
If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.
~ Beverly Cleary, Ramona's World
Armenians and Azerbaijanis in Stepanakert, capital of the Nagorno-Karabakh autonomous region, rioted over much needed spelling reform in the Soviet Union.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
~ Steven Wright
No I didn't spell that wrong it's just the Canadian version
~ Christine Delilah
The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.
~ Lance Manion
I am more the inspirational type of speller. I work on hunches rather than mere facts, and the result is sometimes open to criticism by purists.
~ Robert Benchley
One of us will just have to stay at the cottage to keep an eye on her.' [...] Let's see if Widow Hazel wouldn't take her in during the day, maybe teach her something useful -' No, remember when she learned how to knit? Now we're stuck wearing these dreadful hats.' Not so loud! She'll hear you.' In a lower voice one of the dwarfs said, 'H.A.T.S.' Apparently Snow White didn't know how to knit or to spell.
~ Janette Rallison