Quotes About Weight

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

Horace appears in good humor while he censures, and therefore his censure has the more weight, as supposed to proceed from judgment and not from passion.

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age, people knowyou're fat and old.

You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.

It's much more difficult to maintain personal hygiene if you're obese. Believe it or not, I've found items like remote controls and packages of cigarettes in people's fat rolls.

(talking about his father) 230 pounds of nickels in Sears slacks.

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor

The burden of suffering seems a tombstone hung about our necks, while in reality it is only the weight which is necessary to keep down the diver while he is hunting for pearls.

If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up.

A big mistake people make when they are trying to lose weight is that they stop eating. They'll eat salads once a day and then their body starts trying to protect itself and holds onto the fat.

What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help and your desire to say 'no more.

Knowledge may give weight, but accomplishments give luster, and many more people see than weigh.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

The smallest gestures you do can sometimes carry the most weight.