Quotes About Finance

I think that, every time you see the word EBITDA, you should substitute the words "bullshit earnings.

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There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

You are going to need sales taxes, both Federal and State, income tax, and a lot of other kinds. It's a great country but you can't live in it for nothing.

People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.

Back then, government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

The crime of taxation is not in the taking of it, it's in the way that it's spent.

Well, the good old days with most of us was when we didn't earn enough to pay an income tax.

There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook.

Put a good tax on beer and that would take care of the unemployment fund.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

The decision is 'trust fund' versus 'no more Medicaid' - and that shouldn't be a tough decision.

Sound money and free banking are not impossible; they are merely illegal. Freedom of money and freedom of banking... are the principles that must guide our steps.

Make the loan for thirty thousand dollars," I said.

If the dollars you lose in taxes are important to you, then what about the dollars you may be spending to perpetuate boxes you could get out of?

Tell her the three keys to wisdom: not believing all you hear, not spending all you have, and not sleeping all you want. These will be difficult for her until she graduates from college.

A bank book makes good reading — better than some novels.

I've had such a great track record in making a huge profit when the movies are smaller.