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Quotes About Airlines

The system of transportation is not coherent; it is not treated as integral. Roads compete with with railroads and airlines in chaotic fashion, and at immense cost to the nation.
~ Anthony Stafford Beer
I really see low-fare carriers, quality low-fare carriers anyway, continuing to become more and more popular.
~ David Neeleman
The intriguing aspect of food charges on airlines is that they create the perfect laboratory for any economist who wishes to study the question of how to price a good that possesses, by universal consensus, absolutely no objective value.
~ Timothy Noah
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
Life sucked and then they billed you for it. Kind of like how airlines charged you money before you got on a plane so that in the event they screwed up and killed you, they were already paid, and they wouldn't have to give you a refund.
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
For all that has recently been said about 'the wisdom of crowds', the authors prefer to fly with airlines which rely on the services of skilled and experienced pilots, rather than those who entrust the controls to the average opinion of the passengers.
~ John Kay
Anyone born after 1985 has grown up during the post-liberalisation honeymoon, when a rash of new banks, phone companies, airlines, care and durable goods manufacturers were wooing them or their parents for business.
~ Sucheta Dalal
Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] Look, they nearly missed! Yes, but not quite.
~ George Carlin
People were used to those slow human speeds on both land and sea, to those delays, those waitings on the wind or fair weather, to those expectations of shipwreck, sun, and death. The liners the little white girl knew were among the last mailboats in the world. It was while she was young that the first airlines were started, which were gradually to deprive mankind of journeys across the sea. (The Lover)
~ Marguerite Duras
Massimo Vignelli designed a timeless, elegant, and powerful identity for American Airlines.
~ Debbie Millman
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.
~ Doug Larson
When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.
~ Phil Collins
If the goal of the DOT's rule is to prevent companies from deceiving passengers about the total cost of their ticket, why is the department mandating that airlines hide the taxes, surcharges and government fees in the fine print?
~ Tom Graves
In the '80's my gut feeling was that airlines were crap. I hated spending time on planes. I thought we could create the kind of airline I'd like. So we got a secondhand 747 and gave it a go.
~ Richard Branson
Figure 12-5 shows that in 1970 the chance that an airline passenger would die in a plane crash was less than five in a million; by 2015 that small risk had fallen a hundredfold.
~ Steven Pinker
Divestitures have long been the preferred remedy for horizontal mergers, where there's an overlap between the two companies. Airlines, for example, may have to sell routes or airport gates where the two airlines compete; cable operators may have to sell operations in cities where both companies operate.
~ James B. Stewart
The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying.
~ Kelly Preston
When I fly to European destinations, I always fly economy; I don't fly business class - there is no advantage apart from a few more inches of room.
~ Peter Hargreaves
I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now.
~ Lee Ritenour
Heathrow is conveniently located for airlines to shuttle the global elite between different routes. These flights disturb the peace of millions, disrupting lessons across west London and dumping toxic gases on people living around the airport. Their passengers don't pay a penny in taxes.
~ Clive Lewis
At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And I'm pretty sure we're just getting started.
~ Gerard Arpey
I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee and I asked him what the letters in Delta stand for. He said "Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive."
~ Adam Christing
I never trust the airlines from those countries where the pilots believe in the afterlife. You are safer when they don't.
~ Muriel Spark
This is at the heart of the professional pilot's eternal conflict," writes Wilkinson in a comment to the November Oscar case. "Into one ear the airlines lecture, "Never break regulations. Never take a chance. Never ignore written procedures. Never compromise safety." Yet in the other they whisper, "Don't cost us time. Don't waste our money. Get your passengers to their destination—don't find reasons why you can't.
~ Sidney Dekker