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Quotes About Grammar

Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.
~ David Sedaris
In general, the philological movement opened up countless sources relevant to linguistic issues, treating them in quite a different spirit from traditional grammar; for instance, the study of inscriptions and their language. But not yet in the spirit of linguistics.
~ Ferdinand de Saussure
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm.
~ Stephen King
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
~ Noam Chomsky
Our grammar might teach us to divide the world into active subjects and passive objects, but in a coevolutionary relationship every subject is also an object, every object a subject. That's why it makes just as much sense to think of agriculture as something the grasses did to people as a way to conquer the trees. •
~ Michael Pollan
Your writing blows , by the by. You split more infinitives than Gene Roddenberry.
~ Brian K. Vaughan
the singular: NOM. oëo, ACC. oë
~ Brian Kemple
I before E except after C and when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!
~ Brian Regan
I' before 'e' except after 'c' and when sounding like 'a' as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh' and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!
~ Brian Regan
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
~ Calvin Trillin
I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it
~ Carl Sandburg
Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.
~ Terry Pratchett
The Egregious Professor of Grammar and Usage would have corrected this to 'she was not she', which would have caused the Professor of Logic to spit out his drink.
~ Terry Pratchett
I don't have that kind of brain where I can spell-check.
~ Bert Kreischer
Native speakers can rarely explain the grammatical rules of their own language. In the same way, those who are most 'fluent' in the rituals, customs and traditions of a particular culture generally lack the detachment necessary to explain the 'grammar' of these practices in an intelligible manner. This is why we have anthropologists.
~ Kate Fox
In short: Write the way people think. Nike knew what it was doing when it coined the slogan "Just do it." Grammatically, this phrase makes no sense. Your high-school English teacher would scold the copywriter for not being clear about the antecedent for "it.
~ Gary Dahl
You can teach an artist about the various rules and disciplines of their creative field. You can teach a writer about grammar and point-of-view and plot tropes. You can teach them to write every day and read every day. But you can't teach them drive and you can't teach them determination. Most of all, you can't teach patience. An artist either has these things or they don't. The artist who has these things will most likely achieve some degree of success.
~ Brian Keene
Death is the only grammatically correct full stop…
~ Brian Patten, Schoolboy (1990)
I' before 'E' except after 'C', and when sounded like 'ay' as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!
~ Brian Regan
mostly unsuccessful attempts to teach grade-school children English using transformational grammar were made during the 1960s and early 1970s. Today it is taught mostly in colleges and graduate schools. Outside linguistics, transformational grammar is used mostly in computer-language-processing applications. It has an alien look and feel to traditionalists, but it can convey interesting insights into how the language works
~ Bryan A. Garner
Not until 1761 did any grammarian settle on the eight that became the canonical parts of speech in English. He was the same man who discovered oxygen: Joseph Priestley (1733–1804). In his Rudiments of English Grammar, he listed these: • noun • adjective • pronoun • verb • adverb • preposition • conjunction • interjection15
~ Bryan A. Garner
I look, you look, he looks; we look, ye look, they look." "Upon my soul, he's been studying Murray's Grammar!
~ Herman Melville
You see so many movies... the younger people who are coming from MTV or who are coming from commercials and there's no sense of film grammar. There's no real sense of how to tell a story visually. It's just cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, you know, which is pretty easy.
~ Peter Bogdanovich
Your grammar is a reflection of your image. Good or bad, you have made an impression. And like all impressions, you are in total control.
~ Jeffrey Gitomer