Quotes About Discomfort

Hell is a collection of individuals who are spending the bulk of their time working on a task they don't like and are not especially good at.

I tried to think of a good reason as to why I had a sex book down my pants, but my brain refused to work.

God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear.

Anything that begins 'I don't know how to tell you this' is never good news.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I know it is never a good idea to not be comfortable.

I think it's a really good thing to put yourself in a situation where you feel really uncomfortable because I think things can come out of that discomfort.

Acting doesn't feel good. It's not comfortable to feel all this stuff, it's not.

Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brishing your teath is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts.

When you start peeling the onion and uncovering layers and layers of inequity that have been subsidized by government, it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

The simplest kind of guidance (critique) comes every day, and many times a day in the form of discomfort.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

The happiest is he who suffers the least pain; the most miserable, he who enjoys the least pleasure.

Chasing meaning is better for your health than trying to avoid discomfort.

A cough so robust that I tapped into two new seams of phlegm.

The best way to help the poor is to make them uncomfortable in their own poverty.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.

It is one of the major tragedies that nothing is more discomforting than the hearty affection of the Old Friends who never were friends.

Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.

The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.