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Quotes About Football

If you had to attend a football game, this was the kind of day to do it, Lucas thought. The sun was shining in a bright blue sky, the air was crisp and cold, and the crowd passing through the high arches into the Princeton stadium was in a festive mood, waving pennants and calling out to each other in boisterous voices.
~ Robert Masello
cliche but accurate: Kick a football, then ask it whether it meant to fly. All action demands an equal and opposite reaction. You can't blame an object battered by inertial forces; you can't blame me, bouncing through the pinball machine of life.
~ Robin Wasserman
Let's face it, a lot of people think Nixon is dull. Think he's a bore, a pain in the ass. They look at him as the kind of kid who always carried a bookbag. Who was forty-two years old the day he was born. They figure other kids got footballs for Christmas, Nixon got a briefcase and he loved it. He'd always have his homework done and he'd never let you copy.
~ Roger Ailes
Football is violence and cold weather and college rye.
~ Roger Kahn
If you want something sweet, order the pound cake. Anybody who puts sugar in the corn bread is a heathen who doesn't love the Lord, not to mention Southeastern Conference football.
~ Lewis Grizzard
I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.
~ Bill Belichick
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
~ Erma Bombeck
If the psychic energies of the average mass of people watching a football game or a musical comedy could be diverted into the rational channels of a freedom movement, they would be invincible.
~ Wilhelm Reich
When I was a freshman at Oklahoma in 1946, the game was sold out - and it's been sold out ever since.
~ Darrell Royal
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
~ Don Shula
When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.
~ Dick Butkus
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
~ Tom Landry
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
~ Joe Theismann
Writing is like a contact sport, like football. You can get hurt, but you enjoy it.
~ Irwin Shaw
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
~ Doug Plank
At Barca we trained every day with the ball. I hardly even took a step running without a ball at my feet.
~ Lionel Messi
An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
Ask José Mourinho, he wouldn't know a thing about me, my sport - he knows football, and to get to high levels you have to be insane, nothing else means anything.
~ Conor McGregor
Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.
~ Paul Brown
Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.
~ Dennis Miller
Mourinho is a coach of titles, not football. Or rather, not a football coach if we understand the sport is a spectacle or entertainment for those who watch it, either at home or live in the stadium.
~ Johan Cruijff
Beckham is unusual. He was desperate to be a footballer. His mind was made up when he was nine or ten. Many kids think that it's beyond them. But you can't succeed without practising at any sport.
~ Bobby Charlton
There are three things important to every man in this locker room. His God, his family, and the Green Bay Packers. In that order.
~ Vince Lombardi
I feel like football players are overworked and underpaid compared to any other sports.
~ Terrell Owens