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Quotes About Beer

I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.
~ Bob Mortimer
I'm a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can't drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man.
~ Luke Hemsworth
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.
~ Ed O'Neill
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it. - The Watchful Poker Chip of H. Matisse
~ Ray Bradbury
Figure 9.2 Common Hop Varieties and Their Typical Alpha Acid Levels
~ Ray Daniels
Get your hands off. You weren't a member of our regiment. You want some beer, you hold your own reunion. The King's Own Glasshouse Deserters weren't they?
~ Ray Galton & Alan Simpson
Food critic and writer Waverley Root described the common American near beer as "such a wishy-washy, thin, ill-tasting, discouraging sort of slop that it might have been dreamed up by a Puritan Machiavelli with the intent of disgusting drinkers with genuine beer forever."[21]
~ Waverly Root
In 1850 Americans drank 36 million gallons of the stuff; by 1890 annual consumption had exploded to 855 million gallons. During that four-decade span, while the population tripled, that population's capacity for beer had increased twenty-four-fold.
~ Daniel Okrent
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
~ Dave Barry
The street was one of the seedier places in Juarez, a place where gringo tourists didn't usually show their faces. The tall American who was leaning against the bar was out of place, but as long as he didn't mind spending fifteen dollars for a bottle of beer, the bartender wasn't going to object to his presence. He was already on his third bottle, and Felicita had been sitting with him for
~ David Archer
Still drink most o' their beer outta bottles, that's how underdeveloped they are.
~ James Kahn
it sucks to get old...but there's always beer
~ James Rollins
We sat on the verandah drinking beer before we left, the hotel dark behind us. The moonlight was so strong we could see the grains of white sand glittering individually where it had been flung across the tarmac by the ox-wagon wheels. The heavy-hanging, pointed leaves of the gum-trees shone like tiny spears. I
~ Doris Lessing
It is always reasonably easy to get conversation going in a pub, and it will be a black day for detectives when beer is abolished. After
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
Perfectly. I'm a terrific success at pottering round asking sloppy questions. And I can put away quite a lot of beer in a good cause.
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
All right, said Ford. How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford at all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse? Arthur shrugged in a so-so sort of way. I don't know, he said, taking a pull of beer. Why, do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say? Ford gave up. It really wasn't worth bothering at the moment, what with the world being about to end.
~ Douglas Adams
if you've never been through a matter transference beam before you've probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit.
~ Douglas Adams
This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
~ Douglas Adams
Hey, what happened with all that anyway?' 'Just life,' said Arthur, and plucked a beer from a six-pack. 'Oh, that again,' said Ford. 'I thought it might be something like that. I prefer this stuff,' he said as Rick's bar flickered onto the screen.
~ Douglas Adams
I've been to Australia. I've met the devil drank beer and snogged kangaroos.
~ Alan Martin
I'm more of a Smithwick's or Bulmer's girl than a pint of Guinness.
~ Emily Ratajkowski
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda dreamy.
~ Adam Lamberg
I first started in tech when one of my friends and I decided it was a good opportunity to start a company while we were in school because we had almost no opportunity cost. Our opportunity cost was playing 'World of Warcraft' and drinking beer. We thought it was a good time to try something.
~ Justin Kan
Bangkok's street food culture may have recently been forced to clean up its act but personally, we think there's nothing better than a steaming bowl of noodles eaten within tripping distance of traffic, washed down with a cold beer, of course.
~ Melissa Leong