Quotes About Drinking

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Appetite comes with eating.....but thirst goes away with drinking.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that youre more fun to be around.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

For Chandler it was all or nothing. Or, to hear one of his characters say it, "I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

But I really can't stand it when blokes feel the need to comment on your drinking habits. It's rampant, all that malarkey: New Labour trying to keep people alive for ever. I don't see them berating the royals or their backbenchers about having a cig or a large gin at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. If you put it in the context of the current climate, having a few pints and a Benson after work is hardly the worst crime on earth.

Vladimir allegedly noting that "drinking is the joy of all Rus'. We cannot exist without that pleasure." (Some stereotypes have a long pedigree, it seems.)

Best years of my life. Hell, killing, drinking, and fucking—to an Okie from Henryetta, Vietnam wasn't no war, it was a goddamned vacation." He shook his head. "Politicians fucked up a pretty good war.

But I've been drinking. Last time I mixed alcohol and Xanax, I went completely crazy.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.