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Quotes About Slapped

You think she's got a personality disorder? No, she's just a nasty bitch. An unpleasant personality isn't a medical condition. Just a symptom of not being slapped around the head enough.
~ Karen Traviss
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Now and again the gentlemen, warned by a menacing hum, slapped their cheeks, their brows or their bald crowns; but they did so as furtively as possible, for Mr. Halston Raycie, on whose verandah they sat, would not admit that there were mosquitoes at High Point.
~ Edith Wharton
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.
~ Ronald Reagan
until Eric had explained that it was really just an excuse for a guy to rub his penis all over a girl and not get slapped in the face. After that
~ Shayla Black
How did you escape? (Syd) I fought my way out in a manner that would have made Rambo proud. And when I got home without his body because I couldn't pull him out without getting myself killed, I got slapped in my face by everyone around me. So don't talk to me about death, little girl. I wrote the book on it. (Steele)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Imagine the righteous dismay when Ann arrived. She got slapped with some family name—didn't even get the extra e to ornament it a bit.
~ Gillian Flynn
The boredom and annoyance that shut down over it were humiliatingly plain to see. I could have slapped her for it.
~ Mary Stewart
Wow," he said, his voice as sarcastic as before. "I had no idea I was related to such an accomplished detective. Is that where you were the past couple of days? Doing undercover work? Tell me, Detective Oliviera, what else did you and your CSI team learn during your amazing investigation?" "She learned," Mr. Liu said, taking a menacing step forward, "that boys who smart off to ladies often get slapped.
~ Meg Cabot
And, in her fury, she slapped the king with a skinned eel.
~ Bernard Cornwell
Why must you make things so difficult?" "Because I don't trust you," she said. "I'm never going to just do something simply because you asked, Doctor Facilier." He grabbed her wrist and turned her hand palm up. He slapped the vial into the center of her palm. "Every single dish, Tiana." She threw the vial directly at his face. He snatched it as if he had been expecting her to do just that. "I don't have to do anything," Tiana said. "I've held up my end of our bargain. You hold up yours.
~ Farrah Rochon
Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!' Ha ha,' agreed Moist. Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-' Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed. Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled.
~ Terry Pratchett
She put her hand on her hip. Where are you going? To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool. Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.
~ Ilona Andrews
Marni shrugged. "We'll just get revived – and then you'll get your hand slapped by High Blade Churchill for being an 'insufferable bitch.
~ Neal Shusterman
he'd been slapped a second time.
~ Nora Roberts