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Quotes About Possum

A possum stared at me through the door all night." "That's Bill." Charlie turned on the giant television. "He's my lover.
~ Karin Slaughter
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
~ Bill Engvall
The South was a scary new world. The first time I saw a possum in my driveway, I shook a bony fist at the sky and cursed this godforsaken rustic hellhole. My ancestors spent centuries in the hills of County Kerry, waist-deep in sheep shit, getting shot at by English soldiers, and my grandparents crossed the ocean in coffin ships to come to America, just so I could get possum rabies?
~ Rob Sheffield
I think that my favourite animal is a baby possum, or a joey. The face of a really little joey is so divine - so, so gorgeous.
~ Mem Fox
Television is a possum with a tapeworm, she thought; always hungry and it'll feed on any garbage.
~ Sean Chercover
You know men. You confuse 'em, they panic. Much like possum.
~ Beth Kendrick
The flesh of the coon is palatable, but verily there is nothing in all butcherdom so delicious as a roasted 'possum.
~ Solomon Northup
Possum soup, all nice and thick with peanuts
~ Harry Turtledove
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
~ Tina Fey
The state medical examiner completed an analysis of the jawbone and concluded that it came from a possum. This was given to the press.
~ John Grisham
You know what I wisht I had, Ma? A pouch like a 'possum, to tote things. --The Yearling
~ Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum. THE
~ Mindy Kaling
No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.
~ Mindy Kaling
I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.
~ Mindy Kaling