Quotes About Headache

What can money do to console a man with a headache?

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

The makers of aspirin wish you had a headache right now,' says the graffiti.

Unemployment is like a headache or a high temperature - unpleasant and exhausting but not carrying in itself any explanation of its cause.

back and sat down. Webster said, "What do you want to see in there?" Whit rubbed his hand over the back of his neck and winced. He hadn't eaten for ten hours, his head ached, his back hurt, and the long exposure to the sun had left him feeling washed out. He said, "MacLeod was working on a claim for refund of half a million

He had stopped off at Mellqvist's coffee bar and so he drank two double espressos standing up. Not just to get rid of his tiredness. He thought a jolt of caffeine might help with his headache

I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I got run over by Captain Coconut and his dog named Rover.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.

If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two, and keep away from children.

I would feel so guilty about lying that I would try to stress myself out and work up a headache so I wouldn't have the guilt of not having a bit of the symptom.

he went to clean up the library with a fellow janitor; but the moment he entered the huge room, he gasped, put his heads to his temples and fell down on one knee, gasping, "My head! My head!

On a bad day, he could only remember Justin Bieber songs, which didn't do anything except give me a headache.

Headache, hmm? His expression went serious. Do you know what's the best cure for that? What? Orgasm. He said it so matter-of-factly I had to sputter a laugh. Multiple, if possible, he continued. It's a proven medical fact that one physiologic event, like orgasm, can cancel out the effects of another physiological process, such as a headache. His expression was perfectly serious, but I said, You're full of shit. Perhaps. If so, you should call my bluff. Just open the door and we'll test it out.

We'll talk on the way," he said. "We really need to get going, and if Corey's getting a headache--" "It's not bad," Corey interjected. "I'll be--" "You won't be fine. We need to look after that first.

No, thank you, it's nothing serious." A headache that was not serious was the usual euphemism for a menstrual period, and everyone accepted this without further comment.

There's no thrilling anticipation of the day's first cup of coffee...nor the eye-closing delight of that first swallow of sauvignon blanc in the evening. We cats have no access to everyday mood-enhancing substances. Apart from humble catnip, there is no pharmaceutical refuge if we're suffering from boredom, depression, existential crisis, or even an everyday headache.

I've had plenty more patients come through my doors and leave with a pain-free head, thanks to the adoption of a gluten-free diet.

often a fully preventable problem. If you're a chronic headache sufferer, why not try a gluten-free diet? What have you got to lose?

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache.

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache.

Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.

I'd developed such an unbearably bad headache that I now had an escape plan. I'd simply wait to my head to explode, and then use the distraction to flee.