Quotes About Farts

But just like a real mum with a real kid, the noise coming from the toy didn't seem to bother her. Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.

Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

his guts, the mad screams and desperate longings of seven trillion souls escape every time Korrok farts. And he does fart.

you bunch of greedy fartsouls.

learning the knack of disconnecting her sense of smell, until she could switch it off like a radio and in the bland silence of its absence could drown in the sound of Nazarébaddoor's hypnotic voice without having her reverie interrupted by the scent of sheep shit or Nazarébaddoor's own frequent and extraordinary buffalo farts.

Pliny paid for his phenomena!...I've paid a bit, too...everything worthwhile has its cost!...if it's free, you're down with the shithead fraternity! blabbermouths, charlatans, the whole gang!...into the crapper with 'em! every one! right in the shitter!...it's unlistenable!...just a bunch of farts!...I'm telling you!...

Kangaroo farts, as fate would have it, don't contain methane.

I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Agriculture is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Cars? Planes? Trains? Nope. Cow farts.

Satan follows me through the door, flops down on the rug, and farts.

He was just another noisy little punk in the great legion of punks who march between the banners of bigger and better men. Freedom, Truth, Honour - you could rattle off a hundred such words and behind every one of them would gather a thousand punks, pompous little farts, waving the banner with one hand and reaching under the table with the other.

Freedom, Truth, Honor—you could rattle off a hundred such words and behind every one of them would gather a thousand punks, pompous little farts, waving the banner with one hand and reaching under the table with the other. I

I don't want to be solely a dramatic actor. It's such an important part of my quality of life to goof around and talk about my farts.

The neighbors have doped her with shots of brandy, and when I saw her, she had collapsed onto the sofa and was snoring like a boar and letting off farts that pierced bullet holes through the upholstery.

No one ever answered my question, Hayden says. Looks like no one has the guts Which one? Asks Connor. You've got questions coming out of you like farts on Thanksgiving.

There are seven major theories. You want to hear about the underwater methane gas bubble theory?" I had this disturbing image of whales in an underwater locker room lighting farts. I said, "Maybe later.

It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins.

The smell of life." "The smell of farts.

it was like finding a brother who farts in key.

Then the Maw did something really disgusting. It let loose with the evil mother of all farts. It was actually visible, a gray murky mist. I covered my mouth and nose with my sleeve, but my eyes were burning. I had been tear-gassed before. This was worse. While