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Quotes About Security

I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"
~ Mitch Hedberg
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
~ Spike Milligan
This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
~ George W. Bush
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
~ Emo Philips
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
~ Frankie Boyle
As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.
~ George Lopez
I took my .38 out and looked to see that there were bullets in all the proper places. I knew there would be, but it did no harm to be careful. And I'd seen Clint Eastwood do it once in the movies.
~ Robert B. Parker, Small Vices
To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.
~ George W. Bush
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Home is important. Its important to have a home.
~ George W. Bush
As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.
~ George W. Bush
Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.
~ George W. Bush
It's going to require numerous IRA agents.
~ George W. Bush
But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.
~ George W. Bush
Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.
~ George W. Bush
You will need to verify your identity with a sacrifice.""Didn't you ever hear of retina scans? Maybe fingerprints? Something less invasive?
~ J.T. Bock, A Surefire Way
Great. There goes our security deposit."~ Sean
~ Dianne Duvall, Darkness Rises
The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in.Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?"Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's neither here nor there.
~ Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound
Why you'll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.
~ Carolyn V. Hamilton
Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death.
~ Lois Greiman, Unzipped
The security officer smiled and said, 'Good afternoon, ma'am, ' to me before Igave him ID.""It's a sick world, Eve." He resisted taking her hand for another squeeze. "A sick, sad world.
~ J.D. Robb, New York to Dallas
Not again, Draper, " Frank sighed. "You're not going to stop us from crossing. You and I know that the one thing the Government does even more poorly than provide healthcare is secure its borders.
~ Randy Quarles, Olsen's Nation
What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?" ~Maggie Mae Castro
~ Beth Yarnall, Wake Up Maggie
I've got just as much luck with locks as I do hearts. In other words, no luck at all.
~ S.D. Lawendowski, Snapped