Quotes About Freedom

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd sh.. on.

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able to switch techniques at liberty.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

In my country we go to prison first and then become President .

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.