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Quotes About Freedom

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.
~ Katharine Hepburn
An earthly kingdom cannot exist without inequality of persons. Some must be free, some serfs, some rulers, some subjects.
~ Martin Luther
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
~ Bill Cosby
Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots
~ Albert Einstein
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
~ Derek Landy, Mortal Coil
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.
~ Peter Ustinov
Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.
~ Jean Webster
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
~ Robin Williams
Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.
~ Larissa Ione, Immortal Rider
Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.
~ Josh Billings
Civilization is vastly overrated.
~ Patricia Briggs, On the Prowl
Let me be clear. Last I was aware you were neither my husband nor my father nor my King. Therefore, any control you may imagine you hold over me is just that- imaginary
~ Sarah MacLean, The Season
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.
~ George W. Bush
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
~ Kristen Schaal
This shed does not contain me.
~ Bill Bailey
Humor is one of the primary tools for liberation.
~ Frederick Lenz
Run mad as often as you choose but do not faint
~ Jane Austen
The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.
~ Mary Matthews, Splendid Summer
She tips back her head and howls: Moooooown! Oh wonderful moooooowwwwwyyyn!
~ Carol Emshwiller, Carmen Dog
Forthwith I crush this acid lemonFreeing myself of the malefic venomHither I let thee rottenLet my curse be forgotten.
~ Camilla Isley, I Wish for You
A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.
~ Lois Greiman, Unmanned
Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
~ Derek Landy, Death Bringer
If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.
~ Michelle M. Pillow