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Quotes About Theft

I remember stealing some pic n' mix when I was seven; when I got out of the shop, I burst into tears.
~ Jessica Brown Findlay
Russians had interpreted capitalism to mean: "Steal what you can sell.
~ Robert Dugoni
who just robbed me an hour ago,
~ Robert J. Thomas
Anticipatory plagiarism occurs when someone steals your original idea and publishes it a hundred years before you were born.
~ Robert Merton
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
My books were all on their shelves. Nobody steals books but your friends.
~ Roger Zelazny
Robar a un hombre su lenguaje en nombre del propio lenguaje: todos los crímenes legales comienzan así.
~ Roland Barthes
The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, All on a summer day: The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts, And took them quite away!
~ Lewis Carroll
The colonizer writes the history, winning twice: A theft of land. A theft of witness.
~ Libba Bray
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.
~ Thom Yorke
Não há nada de mais imoral do que roubar sem riscos. É o risco que nos diferencia dos banqueiros e dos seus émulos que praticam o roubo legalizado com a cobertura do governo. Não te inculquei a minha arte para te tornares um ladrão de cinema cuja única preocupação é não desagradar ao seu público.
~ Albert Cossery
Moral codes were not designed to be selective, nor indeed were they designed to be questioned. You could not say that you would observe this prohibition but not that. I shall not commit theft -- certainly not -- but adultery is another matter: wrong for other people, but not for me.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
unconscionable–eating the food in a supermarket was simply theft, and could be distinguished from shoplifting only by virtue of the nature of the container used to remove the property.
~ Alexander McCall Smith
It transpired that he was an electricity thief. We would have imagined many things of which he might be guilty—many unspeakable things…
~ Alexander McCall Smith
Why does a steward steal? He steals because he's not sure he'll always remain with his master and wants to make his future secure.
~ Alexandre Dumas
He took the Who's feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.
~ Dr. Seuss
It is long and hard and painful to create life: it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Nothing exists except by virtue of a disequilibrium, an injustice. All existence is a theft paid for by other existences; no life flowers except on a cemetery.
~ Remy de Gourmont
The stealing began again with carrots, which apparently are the gateway vegetable, because soon it led to all manner of produce theft.
~ Jewel
It's amazing […] how perfectly honest people who would starve rather than steal sixpence, will steal books without compunction.
~ Jill Paton Walsh
Though the looting fever eventually subsided in Poland and elsewhere, it may well have helped build tolerance for the corruption and theft of public property that were so common later on.
~ Anne Applebaum
Property is organized robbery.
~ George Bernard Shaw
I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa! It was so much less! I'm letting him keep it. I'm saving money!
~ Rita Rudner
If you're gonna steal from somebody, why not Shakespeare?
~ Alison Sudol