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Quotes About Theft

The English possessed as many words for stealing as the Irish had for seaweed or guilt.
~ Joseph O'Connor
Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.
~ Eugene Chadbourne
The increasing crimes in Chennai have become a cause for concern. Chain snatching has become a routine affair.
~ Tamilisai Soundararajan
Je lepÅ¡í jít životem bos nebo v ponožkách a omlouvat to náboženstvím nebo krádeží zavazadla než si obout levné boty.
~ Bernhard Roetzel
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
~ Bertolt Brecht
Whoever steals an ox or a sheep and slaughters it or sells it must pay back five head of cattle for the ox and four sheep for the sheep. If a thief is caught breaking in at night and is struck a fatal blow, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed; but if it happens after sunrise, the defender is guilty of bloodshed. Anyone who steals must certainly make restitution, but if they have nothing, they must be sold to pay for their theft.
~ bible quotes iii
Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.
~ bierce ambrose v
On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.
~ Bill Hicks
Those who deck themselves out in stolen gods are not viable.
~ Halldór Kiljan Laxness
Dr Syngmann: Gott ist der Gott der Juden, sage ich! Deswegen sollst du ihn in Ruhe lassen, John. Was du gestohlen hast, wird niemals deins. Die Juden könne diese Gottesliebe verklagen und sie ins Zuchthaus bringen nach der Berner Konvention, die für Diebstahl von Patenten und Ideen schwere Strafen androht.
~ Halldor Laxness
and the pea was put in the museum, where it can still be seen, if no one has stolen it.
~ Hans Christian Andersen
aren't ready to be specific." Tia said, "Adam wouldn't steal Mike's prescription pads. He knows better." Hester just gave her flat eyes. Tia realized how naïve her protestations sounded. "You
~ Harlan Coben
What are you doing? (Amanda) I'm getting into my car. (Kyrian) You own this?! (Amanda) No. I'm stealing it with the key in my hand. (Kyrian)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
They say that when an elemental mage called forth flame, she stole a little from every fire in the world. That would make Iolanthe Seabourn quite the thief.
~ Sherry Thomas
But, if gods are all-knowing, why do they rely on imperfect messengers to unpack and "screw up" interpretations of their doctrines across the centuries? If they are all powerful why do they allow predators and thieves to infest the leadership of every major religious denomination on the planet?
~ Sikivu Hutchinson
We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.
~ Gordon Korman
Love is a virtue; it grows stronger and purer and less selfish by applying it to what it loathes; but theft is a vice involving the slave-idea that one's neighbor is superior to oneself.
~ Aleister Crowley
There are a lot of things a person with two hands couldn't steal, Eddis said. So? If it's impossible to steal them with two hands, it's no more impossible to steal them with one. Steal peace, Eugenides. Steal me some time.
~ Megan Whalen Turner
I want you to steal something. I smiled. Do you want the king's seal? I can get it for you. If I were you, said the magus, I'd stop bragging about that. His voice grated. My smile grew. The gold ring with the engraved ruby had been in his safekeeping when I had stolen it away.
~ Megan Whalen Turner
I ain't sorry for stealing it, just for getting caught." "How come you took it?" "Cause," she said. "Cause I could." Those words stuck with me. Mauma didn't want that cloth, she just wanted to make some trouble. She couldn't get free and she couldn't pop missus on the back of her head with a cane, but she could take her silk. You do your rebellions any way you can.
~ Sue Monk Kidd
What exactly do you want to sue her for? Kidnapping?" He brightened. "I hadn't thought of that. Sure. Kidnapping, but mostly theft." Jill had a bad feeling she didn't want to know, but she had to ask. "Theft of what?" "Buck's sperm. She was always after me to have him mate with her damn dog and I refused. So when her dog went into heat, she kidnapped him and locked those two together for three damn days. She could have killed him.
~ Susan Mallery
Soldiers, I am sorry to say, steal everything." He thought for a moment and then added, "Or at least ours do." How
~ Susanna Clarke
So for the sake of your identity," she said, "you avoided using your real name, which effectively allowed someone else to use your real name and steal your identity.
~ Joshua Ferris
Se tomaron todos los cunchos que había en la casa», dijo Mallarino.
~ Juan Gabriel Vásquez