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Quotes About Theft

America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
~ Unknown
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
~ Ilie Nastase
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
~ Joe Garagiola
Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks.
~ Mario Puzo
to be paid for one's joy is to steal.
~ Mark Helprin
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
~ Dylan Moran
The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.
~ Jean Little
Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.
~ Unknown
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen, " Marked said, as it were entirely normal.
~ Cassandra Clare, Lady Midnight
Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.
~ Unknown
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
~ Erma Bombeck
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
~ Ronnie Barker
My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
~ Steven Wright
On the morning after the daring theft of a priceless James Ensor painting from the Grand Palais in Paris, I was allowed to leave the Les Halles Police Station after only a few hours of questioning.
~ Unknown
All, all is theft, all is unceasing and rigorous competition in nature the desire to make off with the substance of others is the foremost - the most legitimate - passion nature has bred into us and, without doubt, the most agreeable one.
~ Marquis de Sade
Human security had literally just noticed that something had tried to steal their client's head.
~ Martha Wells
The poor stole what they could from the rich, and the rich stole what they could from the working poor - one act called crime, the other, industry
~ Unknown
Proudhon, e.g., thinks that with the sentence "Property is theft" he has at once put a brand on property. In the sense of the priestly, theft is always a crime, or at least a misdeed
~ Max Stirner
Why did you come if not to murder my king?" "I came to steal his magus." "You can't," said the magus in question. "I can steal anything," Eugenides corrected him, "even with one hand.
~ Megan Whalen Turner
Sheep. Looting. Cousins." Lucien cursed and got out of bed.
~ Melina Marchetta
O que não é nosso num mundo onde tudo nos roubam?
~ Mia Couto
Chinese technology, much of it stolen from the United States, was saving his life. How ironic, Michael thought to himself.
~ Unknown