Quotes About Love

It is a poor critic who says that a lack of effect on them implies all others are insincere in their love.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything I did.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.

Being patted is what it is all about.

A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that people will love you. Sustain that and you have hope.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

The saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

At the top of the list of what makes a successful marriage, is a sense of humor.

It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.

I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones.

Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.