Quotes About Love

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there's no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.

I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other's hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

You know what I like most about people? Pets.

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn't it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now." But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

It's true, I can't make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.

Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that's what being in love is all about.

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.

The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.

The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn't really his type.

Love is the jelly to sunshine's peanut butter. And if I tell you that I'm in sandwich with you, I'm not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.

Love one person at a time, that's the motto I'll try to get my clones to live by.

The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can't water down water. I'm like that with love, too. Don't you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I'm trying to pour all over you.

Love means never having to say you're sorry for a minor stab wound.

You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

I wanted to tell her I love you" back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can't make it today, as I have a doctor's appointment.