Quotes About Love

Happy Valentine's Day to someone who was way ahead of Monopoly in replacing things in their life with cats.

Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.

My Valentine runs on batteries.

If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day

Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day

Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.

Hey hope you have a special Valentines Day! You really are beautiful and sweet, I hope we always remain friends.

I always looked for someone I could live with, but ended up finding someone I can't live without. Happy Valentines Day. I Love You.

Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there. If you have something good, keep it and cherish it.

For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.

Happy Valentines Day. If you don't have that special someone and even if you do, go and spoil your momma!

People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.

Valentines Day is cute and all, but that one person making you feel special daily is priceless.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you'll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days.

Valentines Day isn't a real holiday it's just for commercial purposes...coming from me who is single.

After valentines day guess what? Cuffing season is over! Everybody is going to be breaking up once it gets warm.

Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.

Let people be in love, don't down Valentines Day just because you're not with someone.

You don't have to wait until Valentines Day to show someone how much they mean to you.

Single people pretend like being single on Valentines doesn't suck...Yeah right, I used to hate it.