Quotes About Love

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!

Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're...you're...booty call!

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.