Quotes About Love

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes.

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

All mothers are slightly insane.

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

JFK [John F. Kennedy] was young, glamorous, Camelot, funny, engaging. Congress loved him.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration.

I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small

I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List)

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent!

Bridal is always about who you are as a person and as a woman and as a lover and as a mate. People always ask me how a woman can pick just one dress. And the funny thing is they always know.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.