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Quotes About Tolerance

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
~ Max Eastman
Yes, about ten minutes.
~ Duke of Wellington
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
~ George W. Bush
I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
~ Betty White
It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.
~ Owen Wilson
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure.
~ Thornton Wilder
Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.
~ Christopher Paolini
When it comes to racism, you hear people say, "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green." Hold on, now, purple or green? Come on now, you gotta draw the line somewhere.
~ Mitch Hedberg
Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dragonswan
In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
~ Drew Chadwick
You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or they're blaming you for the plague, nothing is easier to pack than a sense of humor.
~ Lenny Bruce
See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.
~ Jim Butcher, White Night
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
~ Milton Jones
There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."
~ Lizz Winstead
Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.
~ Tamora Pierce, Mastiff
We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.
~ George W. Bush
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
~ Kristen Schaal
Lily Tomlin said something years ago, and I'm paraphrasing, that you have to find humor in everything, because by finding humor, you find humanity.
~ Morgan Spurlock
Humor itself is a great disinfectant. It enables people to listen.
~ Robert Reich
Good-humor makes all things tolerable.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
~ honeya
When Your Smile At Someone's Misery, Its Does Not Shows Your Tolerance. Its Reveals lack of Tears For Feeling.
~ Yaganesh Derasari
Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.
~ Samuel Butler
If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.
~ Michelle M. Pillow